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I spend my winters in southern Arizona and California so I encounter border patrol stations frequently. After a teardrop rally this past February I was about 10th in line going thru a checkpoint. There were 4 Border Patrol officers & 1 German Shepard drug dog. This particular day it seemed to be a pretty fast process with the officers asking where you had been, a quick glance inside and then waving people thru. Until it was my turn...the officer with the sniffer dog puts his hand up to stop and they all approach my car. Yikes, was this going to be a full on inspection?  Do I have anything in here that might be considered contraband? But no, he was considering buying a T@B and wanted his buddies to see it and how did I like mine! Big exhale on my part!

Best comment from my son was “with all these huge RV’s why does everybody want to yours “

You call it ZOMBIES! That's funny because before I buy ma T@b, i got a Nissan cube and I draw a sign on the side that say "Zombies hunter".

Worst was a guy who was peering through my porthole one morning as I was putting myself together. I was not amused. I bought the porthole cover from NuCamp shortly thereafter. 

@SAM, my standard reply to that one is "actually, I have 2, one on the end of each arm"!

My favorite zombie comment...”You have a dishwasher!” 

Jeannie